Storytime with Erik Bedard: Humpty Dumpty

: Humpty Dumpty was a man with a big head.
: He fell off a wall and broke his big head open.
: He died.
: Why was his head so big?
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: Steroids.
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: [opens door]
: Time for recess.
: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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[Door flies open]
: YOU TALKING SMACK AGAIN BEDARD?
: DO I NEED TO CHOKE A BITCH?
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: Found a job yet?
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: Damn you
: [closes door]
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: Why do random people keep coming in here?
: This isn't a coffee shop.