"Ah crap the cops found me"
"Yoyoyo Ochicinco Imma let you finish this catch, but Mark Clayton is the best receiver in football. IN FOOTBALL."
Craig Dahl tries using the Chris Benoit flying headbutt to break up a pass
"Naw your pants look fine. You sure this is a good time to check?"
The Bucs Breakdancing Cover 2 defense fails miserably on this Eagles touchdown
Five bucks says I can stop your QB dead with a girl slap. WATCH.
Living proof the Cowboys are a bunch of ankle biters
This week in NFL Interpretative Dance: Fosse! The New Bucs Defensive Coordinator!
Justin Hartwig: Human Banana Peel
Bobbie Williams celebrates after apparently eating some of his teammates
Speaking of which...
"THAT GUY. THAT GUY ATE MY LUNCH. AGAIN."
The NFL's experimental midfield baby oil slick proves a massive failure
Sorry, Rams, Brett's not giving autographs
It took a few frightening moments to convince Anthony Herrera that Adrian Peterson was celebrating a touchdown, not choking on a meal.
Adrian was advised to work on his touchdown celebrations.
Joe Flacco was surprised to find success throwing like a girl in the Ravens' 17-14 win over the Bengals
They still haven't learned. "HOLD HIM DOWN, MAN. THESE JERSEYS SELL FOR MAD MONEY ON EBAY"
The state of Texas celebrated their recent annexation of Kansas City
The Titans' defensive problems became quickly evident in their deep zone "Let's wait and see if he actually catches it" coverage
"WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE STEVE GROGAN? GET ME OUT OF THIS CRAPPY UNIFORM"
Tom Brady may have had a point, as the old unis stayed on and his Patriots promptly went out and lost to the 1971 Washington Huskies
BIGGEST TOUCHDOWN SPIKE EVER FORTHCOMING
Ahmard Hall goes Bruce Lee to get out of a dogpile against Indy
Finally, there are a couple of obvious photos from Week 5 but Kissing Suzy Kolber beat me to it with caps of their own (this one is not nice and NSFW) that made me laugh enough that I can't try to top them. Well played, Unsilent Majority.
(Crossposted as always to my personal blog)