"A'ight"
"Then I need you to carry me several yards downfield"
"A'ight"
"Then turn me around so I'm facing my quarterback"
"A'ight- wait"
"... what"
"..."
"..."
"... you mean the one on the field right now?"
"Yeah"
"A'ight"
Now 0-2, the Titans should consider scrapping their Kama Sutra zone defense.
Having failed at regular defense, Rams tacklers are now resorting to punching opposing ballplayers.
This week in NFL Interpretative Dance: Titan(ic)... Jeff Fisher's ship meets a Texans sized iceberg
Let's just say this play didn't go the way Drew Brees wanted
Nor did this one
The Saints scored 48 points despite this because of their zero gravity goal line package.
Maybe it's just me, but I think Mike Brissel (#65) is guilty of holding here. In fact, that Titans defender is about to take a spinebuster
Spencer Havner gets the Goldilocks Gangbang treatment from the Bengals. "DID YOU TAKE OUR PORRIDGE AND BY PORRIDGE I MEAN FOOTBALL"
Steven Jackson uses the Redskins defense as a Barca lounger during the 1st half
Ochocinco ends up in huge trouble when Packers fans are told he tastes like chicken
Donald Driver uses his hover powers to weave through the Bengals secondary
The Bucs invisible spider net helps them save a touchdown against T.O.
The Seahawks lost in large part due to Jim Mora's questionable 'run our plays upside down' strategy
Jake Delhomme points to the recipient of his next turnover
It's YOU, Chris Houston! Come on down!
Lions receiver Calvin Johnson is about to suffer the bone crushing experience of a teammate twice his size forgetting he is twice his size. This is why the Lions can't have nice things, like touchdowns and wins
The Broncos' midgame waiver wire pickups are getting out of hand
Cory Redding realizes too little too late that agreeing to let the trainer cook off his bunions during the game probably wasn't a good idea
After winning with kung fu in week one, Frank Gore took up Muy Thai and used it to sink the Seahawks in week two
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